sonic 2 xbox 360 review

 there's another?

sonic the hedgehog 2 for the xbox 360 is infact real

sure it may be better then that god awful game

but it is still shit

the graphics are still the same with that seizure color shit

and they also keep the damn music the same as well.

the quality is shit and the damn online sucks balls!

not to mention the options are still the same.

the gameplay is the exact same.
and there are barley any changes whatsoever!


they did get a 'few' things to make this somewhat original

see the guy flying above you?
that's tails.


he serves no purpose in this game whatsoever!
sure you can play two player together.
but what's the point if he goes back to "auto mode" when you AFC for ten seconds.
and what makes matters worse is that you cannot fly in this game
AT ALL!!!!!

WTF?

and there is barely any difference between you and tails.

tails is smaller,slower,and invincible.

that's it.

seriously left out some improvements but nope.avi
they didn't fucking care!

 infact the whole game's level design goes to show how much of a fuck they care about there games.

im not going to tell you about the levels this time because almost everyone that knows sonic
knows this game.
or sonic adventure 2 that is coming this fall.

im still using these pics to hint you about the game
and im not telling much about the levels individually
but within most of the game time being played.

as i was saying
the water mechanics are still the same and there are no differences in other levels.
quite a shame for how little creativity this game has.

and the tails player seems to be the most retarded computer i have ever seen.

the bosses are also the same
but they are soo much easier then before.
such relief torn by how easy the game is when it isn't pulling cheap shit like sonic 1!
they also seem to be the most if only original in this case
if at all.

and why the hell are the enemy's the same?
did they run out of ideas from the first game?
didn't they even consider feedback?


why am i making these questions for a craptastic series such as sonic the hedgehog anyway?

BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS ANAL BALLS!

also
why bother implement a two player if that sucks too?
and my god the music should burn in fire!
what the hell were they thinking?
i suffered through a hardass game only to be thrown off with this easyass shit?
LOOK IM DOING NOTHING WITHING 10 SECONDS OF THE LEVEL

...but i am holding right right?
 but i will say this
the following pic here shows why i fucking hate this game in the first place.

the level design is a blatant rip from the previous game with a shitty coat of paint.
the music is soo fucking boring i want to head bang against steal!
the goddamn creativity in this is 0 out of a 1,000,000,000 million
and for these reasons
this is the only good zone in the game.
it shows you what a mess you are being put into.
but will you stop?

this fucking level has to be admitted as one of the cheapest mazes of all puzzle history.
i had no idea where i was going the whole time.
literately i spend 3 hours into this taking breaks cause how nauseous this makes me feel.

and jesus christ
the boss was absolutely fucking atrocious!
you would die again
again
again
again
gameover
continue
again
again
*repeat*
AND AGAIN!

UUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
fuck that boss!

 anyway
instead of cutting out 1 stage for each level up until here is a dick move.
the whole game should have 3 stages just like the previous game.
but they just had to scrap it and put a boss in the second fucking stage!

 this is why the game is so fucking short.

in sonic 1
i played for a total run of 6 hours timed
in this game i got to the credits by the 4rth hour!
this game is only 4hours long!

and after a gayass level you are in the final level in the game!
holy shit the final level already?
yes
and i fell so bad for the developers as if i even give a fuck at all.
this level may not look much          *holy shit superman*
 but you will fall to your pancake grave if you jump one angle too wrong.

welcome to hell in space!
literately this is the end of the game from here.





i fucking hate this so much
the final boss has 2 phases
2 phases!!

the first one is this cheapass ripoff of you!
YES YOU!!!
and you have to fight him to the death with fatass eggman over the window masturebating.

you make one error and your sorry ass is dumped back to the start.
not even at the fight!
why run all the way back to the fight when you can go back? it pisses me off!

and as if that was not too much for you your sorry ass is dragged into a scripted event with eggman running his ass into a transformer.
and you have to take that fucking thing all by yourself
tails is ours.
and if you take one hit.
eggman is getting a promotion. *fuck robotnik, his pingas will not save him*
and your ass is back to ripoff the copy righter!

and oh my god the black and white ending!
that shit was so garbage...so fucking gay
i want to fall into a punji pit!


why do this shit instead of making an actual cut scene? *even 1 for that mater*


 anyway
two player is shit
options is shit
online is shit
 music is shit
graphics is shit
game is shit

 and i hate this game so much im giving it a 2/100
the 2 need to die badly
i would rather burn the first game that should ever be the first game.