Saturday, July 7, 2012

sonic the hedgehog 3 xbox 360 review

sonic the hedgehog 3 for the xbox 360 is a 360 arcade game...without 60.

stupidest fucking game ever.

the game follows the exact same as the previous games
explaining absolutely nothing whatsoever.
you have no idea what the fuck is going on.


anyway the gameplay has not been changed for shit
but a few more things have been added
now you can jump 2 times so you can jump while you jump
and best part is
you can do it as tails

conditionally what it should have been in the first place.
the graphics have never been more simplistic
because it is still the exact same
and the music is terrible as before.

nothin changed at all but the level designs.

that's it.
 
 anything new about the options?
no.

online?
no.

storyline?
no.



the game starts off with you and tails in a red airplane that we seen in sonic 2
and we see sonic abuses his ability that he has used in all of sonic 2
but there's one problem,


HE CAN FUCKING FLY!!!
WHY CAN'T WE FLY IN THE LAST 2 GAMES???


fucking lazy asses.
 seriously!
your first goal is to run after a red mole that pops out of the ground and you have no clue who he fucking is!
all because he stole yo precious rocks!


 you have to go through all of this not only again
but for the third time!
which i am sick of!
 if they had any originality
 they wouldn't make these shitty games
they would be making this
 and for god sakes,

why the fuck is sonic so special?
 3 games so far and no original content!
and they are all 5 dollars!
 5!
 really!
the developers need to get there head out of there asses and make an original game
instead of coding xbox arcade games with indie game scripting.
i had no trouble with this game at all even if i did at the last 2!
NOT EVEN THE FUCKING CARNIVAL LEVEL!
 how does this shit not look indie?
this is an indie game
and this is an arcade game
sonic does not belong in an arcade game!


 ever!
the bosses are still the same!
 and they are even easier!
 the whole game is even easier!
 jesus fucking christ!
 you can beat the first level in just 5 minutes!
 FIVE MINUTES!!!!!

 and to make things worse.

the entire game is


 4 hours long!

 that's right!
4 hours getting all the levels and rocks!
 fuck this shit i give this game a 3/100
because the whole 3 games should have been this all in one for such a humongous price!
but i rather play this

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